Wednesday, August 30, 2006
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According to meatspin . com I am totally gay. Check it out – maybe we can be gay together. Not really a good measure of overall gayness though, given the fact that I’m a chick. I think you’d have to be pretty creative to figure out a way to incorporate lesbians into that scenario. And if you haven’t gone to the site by now to figure out what I’m talking about, then you’re a better person than me. I did it out of pure curiosity, fully knowing what I was in store for. Horrible idea. Speaking of horrible ideas, I’m debating whether or not I should go home for Thanksgiving. If I don’t, it would be the first time ever that I’d be missing out on the total package of disfuntionality that usually goes on when my extended family gets together. I remember that one time my uncles shot pigeons and tried to pass them off as baby turkeys one year. I ended up passing on that particular delicacy. Then there was the time I got tickled so much that I peed my pants (I was 10, ok? not like it was last year, at least)and spent the rest of the evening suliking in the bedroom at my grandmother’s house. And each and every year I always get to deal with the unpleasant aftereffects of my grandmother’s cooking. Believe me, there’s a reason there are 5 bottles of air freshener in the living room alone. Last year was decent though – we catered the whole thing and held it at my folks’ place. That was actually really nice. I dunno… It’s not that it’s not always an interesting time (to say the least). It’s just that I’d rather not spend more than $300 for a 3-day trip, especially since I’m definitely going home less than a month later for my birthday/xmas celebration. At the same time though, I don’t want to end up sitting in my apartment alone eating one of the oh-so-delish lean cuisine meals that I’ve been feasting on as of late. That would be truly depressing. Something else that’s depressing – only 54 views on myspace? What is that all about? I am awesome – I should have at least 100x that by now. This thing’s been up for a good two weeks, maybe longer. Is there some secret to it. I’d rather be facebooking, but I’m willing to try new things as long they work. This is frustrating. If you are reading this and you know random people who want to know an awesome person like me (and who wouldn’t?) let me know so I can add them and not look like a complete loser in spite of my awesomeness. |
