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		<title>Jetta drivers don&#8217;t dress well</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I&#8217;m a rockstar&#8230; without the bad hair and questionable outfits.  I go out, a lot. Last night was no exception. This particular evening I was invited to a little soiree by a good friend. It was a lovely time.  There was no pants-dropping or craziness, like last weekend&#8217;s shenanigans, and it was a nice change [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=62&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The devil is a republican</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday, June 12, 2007




An exerpt from the party conversation this Friday, which for some reason centered around illegal stimulants:
Will: &#8220;That&#8217;s a class two narcotic.&#8221;
Oscar: &#8220;Huh? How do you know? What do you do, man?&#8221;
Will: &#8220;I&#8217;m a meat inspector.&#8221;
Oscar whips down his pants to reveal the perfectly-positioned ass-tattoo that looks like a stamp and says &#8220;USDA [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=60&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The midwest is like a smelly wet dog</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday, May 21, 2007




I&#8217;m a big fan of the demotivational posters; they&#8217;re a cynical spoof of the motivational posters which you&#8217;ll see around many offices in the DC area. My office has Demotivations. One of my favorites is a larger than life picture of french fries. The headliner reads, &#8220;Potential,&#8221; and the caption underneath says, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=59&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Irony is Alanis Morrissette singing &#8220;My Humps&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not much can surpass the past couple of posts, but I&#8217;m stuck in Illinois for the next week and, surprise surprise, I&#8217;m more than just a little bored at the moment. It&#8217;s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. It&#8217;s great to have a break and see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=58&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Look, Ma &#8211; I&#8217;m famous</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Look, Ma, I&#8217;m famous
I wasn&#8217;t going to write about this, because I usually don&#8217;t write about things that are personal, but this one is just too good to pass up. You all know how much I love kickball. I even told one of my program directors the other day that I had to leave work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=57&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When in doubt, choose option c</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday, May 09, 2007




Picture this: It&#8217;s a beautiful spring night. Your psychobitch roomie has just moved out and your pals are over helping you switch rooms. You&#8217;re working hard, laughing hard, and enjoying some pizza and booze. All of a sudden, there&#8217;s a knock on the door. You open it and see a much older, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=56&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kickball, &#8216;nuf said</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thursday, May 03, 2007




It&#8217;s finally May. It&#8217;s Thursday. It&#8217;s almost 6:00. You know what that means, folks? Kickball!
You only have to read a bit of the backlog to know that WAKA and I are good pals. I even friended them on Facebook. That&#8217;s dedication. WAKA taught me how to puke into a plastic read cup&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=55&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I wrote this because my psychic told me to</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Saturday, April 28, 2007




I&#8217;m not a superstitious or religious person. Granted, I&#8217;ve had some very odd and coincidental things happen to me that some people might attribute to some kind of paranormal power. Who hasn&#8217;t?  Seriously though, just because my magic 8 ball told me that I could &#8220;without a doubt&#8221; expect to have a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=54&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>skinny rich bitch? not quite, but I&#8217;m trying</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is all about me (and, really &#8211; isn&#8217;t it always?), so if you don&#8217;t want to hear me brag about my awesomeness anymore than I usually do don&#8217;t bother continuing. I&#8217;m about to go supernova. You ready?
I had my employee performance review yesterday. Cue the dramatic soap opera music. I honestly  love my job, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=53&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://missingthepointagain.wordpress.com/2007/06/16/skinny-rich-bitch-not-quite-but-im-trying/</link>
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		<title>Point and laugh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday, April 24, 2007




I sometimes have been heard to say that I was a genius child who turned into an average adult. I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s as true as I used to think it was. People nowadays constantly astound me with their stupidity. For lack of better writing material at the moment, and because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=missingthepointagain.wordpress.com&blog=1246528&post=52&subd=missingthepointagain&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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